Honestly I’m scarred 

hotdogbitch:

i wish i could dj at my own funeral because i know they not gonna get it right

(via allieeebabyyy)

codeinewarrior:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

(Source: almondmilkpapi, via theyankeebelle)

whiskeydrinking-operating:

break-itbrian:

whiskeydrinking-operating:

break-itbrian:

Quick someone what’s the proper medical response to a first to second degree grease burn

Cool water, aloe vera, dry bandage

THERE’S NO TIME FOR THAT

Then spit some tobacco juice on it and stop being a pussy